Friday Afternoon, California First-Grade Teacher Teresa Gilmete Badger was arrested for attempting to liven-up the Staff Potluck with some Cannabis-Laced Goodies. Ms. Badger had been under investigation since early December, after teacher's at Matthew Turner Elementary complained of feeling sick and/or under the influence of something. Several staff members went to the hospital, and at least one was confirmed to have THC in her system. Additionally, one teen fell "ill" after eating leftovers brought home from the staff party. The 18-Year Veteran Teacher was placed on Administrative Leave earlier this week; and served with the arrest warrant on Friday. Multiple reports suggest that Ms. Badger, now officially the coolest teacher in the world, confessed to some staff members that she had put the Cannabis in their food. Wow.