What up yo! Hope all is well with everyone! If you didn't get the chance to peep weeks 1 & 2 then
hit up....
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Let’s jump into character and talk some sports!!
hit up....
https://wanderingeyes.weebly.com/through-the-eye-of-a-needle/category/sith-on-sports
Let’s jump into character and talk some sports!!
WTF MOMENT:
So this dude, Vontae Davis (CB) from the Buffalo Bills, straight up retired... AT HALFTIME!! DURING THE GAME (Chargers v Bills)??? Said his " body didn’t feel the same anymore. "Man... All the way wack. That’s some shit you shoulda called off work on, real talk. How you gonna lace up and strap up, then RETIRE on your squad? Total dick move man. Bad form, Peter (Dustin Hoffman voice... Hook). Homie just mad bcuz the Chargers lit they ass up (I called it, see prior post hahaha).
So this dude, Vontae Davis (CB) from the Buffalo Bills, straight up retired... AT HALFTIME!! DURING THE GAME (Chargers v Bills)??? Said his " body didn’t feel the same anymore. "Man... All the way wack. That’s some shit you shoulda called off work on, real talk. How you gonna lace up and strap up, then RETIRE on your squad? Total dick move man. Bad form, Peter (Dustin Hoffman voice... Hook). Homie just mad bcuz the Chargers lit they ass up (I called it, see prior post hahaha).
SITH YOU HELLA DOPE/SITH YOU FUCKED UP
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This is the section were I either gloat on my correct picks or own the wrong ones for the prior week. Again, if you’re not hip, check it out below:
https://wanderingeyes.weebly.com/through-the-eye-of-a-needle/sith-on-sportsnfl-week-2
Now, let’s break it down!
1) Chargers- SITH YOU HELLA DOPE!
2) Chiefs- SITH YOU HELLA DOPE!
3) Ravens- SITH YOU FUCKED UP!
4) Giants- SITH YOU FUCKED UP!
5) Saints- SITH YOU HELLA DOPE!
6) Broncos- SITH YOU HELLA DOPE!
7) Jaguars- SITH YOU HELLA DOPE!
8) Titans- SITH YOU FUCKED UP!
9) Bears- SITH YOU HELLA DOPE!
6-3 this week. Not bad. If you won money off my picks, you’re welcome. If you lost off my picks, oops.
HOUSE PICKS (WK3 NFL)
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Man, the crib will be rockin' his weekend! All 3 of our teams got some real G shit goin’ on!
BRONCOS (2-0) v RAVENS (1-1)- Ravens fucked me up last weekend- Broncos are my division rivals. Fuck it, I'll roll with the Broncos on this one. Case Keenum' s (QB) mobility out of the pocket may just be the deciding factor.
SAINTS (1-1) V FALCONS (1-1)- This is gonna be a dope game, and it’s a morning game for all of us West Coastin; so I anticipate watching this one. Saints look a lil sluggish, but you can never count em out. Alvin Kamara (RB) holds that squad down. He is a hard runner. Falcons? Eh, they aight. But Julio Jones (WR) is a beast. These teams are division rivals, so it should be awesome! I got The Saints.
CHARGERS (1-1) V RAMS (2-0)- So it has begun... The battle for Los Angeles. Bolts receivers got the butter off the hands- Mike Williams (WR) got busy, and Phillip Rivers (QB) is hot rt now. Rams look very gangsta on defense, especially the secondary department. Marcus Peters (CB) is a monster, Tales from the Crypt type shit!
I'm under-dogging this one; Derwin James (S) will foil the Rams plans. Go Chargers (Arnold Schwarzenegger voice)!
MOMENT OF TRUTH!!!
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This is the part where we make picks based off the THURS/SUN/MON NIGHT GAMES.
And it goes a lil sum like this... HIT IT!
JETS (1-1) V BROWNS (0-1-1) THURSDAY
Not a very sexy game tonight, but, everyone gets it in with a slump buster now and then. This is a str8 up "you pick em" game. I'll show the Browns some love.
PATRIOTS (1-1) V LIONS (0-2) SUNDAY
Ultra-Yawn on this game. This game shouldn't even be on TV. Ain’t even anything to discuss. Hot garbage. PATRIOTS (eww) got it.
STEELERS (0-1-1) V BUCS (2-0) MONDAY
Yo, Coach Tomlin's got some work to do. Ben Roethlisberger (QB) look like he did nan off season workouts. Bucs are hot right now, and Ryan Fitzpatrick (QB) is playing good ball. for now. I'll take Bucs by 6.
GAMES NOT IN MY REGION, BUT I WANNA WATCH
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TITANS (1-1) V JAGS (2-0)
Jalen Ramsey (CB) and the Jags defense are doing big things rt now. Might be a lil too much for the Titans- and if Blaine Gabbert starts for the Titans, it may be a whole lot worse. I got Jags.
PACKERS (1-0-1) V REDSKINS (1-1)
This is definitely a "commercial game" on paper. However, I am low-key intrigued with the Aaron Rodgers and Alex Smith QB duel. Both QB's ain’t no slouch. Look for Redskins to pound the ball on the ground. They don't want Rodgers to be on the field with the ball for too much time. Redskins on mines!
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This is the section were I either gloat on my correct picks or own the wrong ones for the prior week. Again, if you’re not hip, check it out below:
https://wanderingeyes.weebly.com/through-the-eye-of-a-needle/sith-on-sportsnfl-week-2
Now, let’s break it down!
1) Chargers- SITH YOU HELLA DOPE!
2) Chiefs- SITH YOU HELLA DOPE!
3) Ravens- SITH YOU FUCKED UP!
4) Giants- SITH YOU FUCKED UP!
5) Saints- SITH YOU HELLA DOPE!
6) Broncos- SITH YOU HELLA DOPE!
7) Jaguars- SITH YOU HELLA DOPE!
8) Titans- SITH YOU FUCKED UP!
9) Bears- SITH YOU HELLA DOPE!
6-3 this week. Not bad. If you won money off my picks, you’re welcome. If you lost off my picks, oops.
HOUSE PICKS (WK3 NFL)
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Man, the crib will be rockin' his weekend! All 3 of our teams got some real G shit goin’ on!
BRONCOS (2-0) v RAVENS (1-1)- Ravens fucked me up last weekend- Broncos are my division rivals. Fuck it, I'll roll with the Broncos on this one. Case Keenum' s (QB) mobility out of the pocket may just be the deciding factor.
SAINTS (1-1) V FALCONS (1-1)- This is gonna be a dope game, and it’s a morning game for all of us West Coastin; so I anticipate watching this one. Saints look a lil sluggish, but you can never count em out. Alvin Kamara (RB) holds that squad down. He is a hard runner. Falcons? Eh, they aight. But Julio Jones (WR) is a beast. These teams are division rivals, so it should be awesome! I got The Saints.
CHARGERS (1-1) V RAMS (2-0)- So it has begun... The battle for Los Angeles. Bolts receivers got the butter off the hands- Mike Williams (WR) got busy, and Phillip Rivers (QB) is hot rt now. Rams look very gangsta on defense, especially the secondary department. Marcus Peters (CB) is a monster, Tales from the Crypt type shit!
I'm under-dogging this one; Derwin James (S) will foil the Rams plans. Go Chargers (Arnold Schwarzenegger voice)!
MOMENT OF TRUTH!!!
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This is the part where we make picks based off the THURS/SUN/MON NIGHT GAMES.
And it goes a lil sum like this... HIT IT!
JETS (1-1) V BROWNS (0-1-1) THURSDAY
Not a very sexy game tonight, but, everyone gets it in with a slump buster now and then. This is a str8 up "you pick em" game. I'll show the Browns some love.
PATRIOTS (1-1) V LIONS (0-2) SUNDAY
Ultra-Yawn on this game. This game shouldn't even be on TV. Ain’t even anything to discuss. Hot garbage. PATRIOTS (eww) got it.
STEELERS (0-1-1) V BUCS (2-0) MONDAY
Yo, Coach Tomlin's got some work to do. Ben Roethlisberger (QB) look like he did nan off season workouts. Bucs are hot right now, and Ryan Fitzpatrick (QB) is playing good ball. for now. I'll take Bucs by 6.
GAMES NOT IN MY REGION, BUT I WANNA WATCH
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TITANS (1-1) V JAGS (2-0)
Jalen Ramsey (CB) and the Jags defense are doing big things rt now. Might be a lil too much for the Titans- and if Blaine Gabbert starts for the Titans, it may be a whole lot worse. I got Jags.
PACKERS (1-0-1) V REDSKINS (1-1)
This is definitely a "commercial game" on paper. However, I am low-key intrigued with the Aaron Rodgers and Alex Smith QB duel. Both QB's ain’t no slouch. Look for Redskins to pound the ball on the ground. They don't want Rodgers to be on the field with the ball for too much time. Redskins on mines!
CANELO V TRIPLE G:
TRIPLE G needs a new Cut-Man. Real. Had his dome not been leaking, the judges would have given him the win. Dude lit CANELO up, but his grill leaks convinced judges that CANELO was the superior boxer that night. My pick was TRIPLE G (SITH YOU FUCKED UP). I did not realize that Golden Boy Promotions was behind the fight. Boxing fans know what I speak on! Good look to my homeboy JAY HERNANDEZ for his hospitality. Extra shout out to MELISSA ALVAREZ and LITESPEED!
Check me out next week! We’re gonna do some baseball talk. Being that it’s almost October; and The MLB playoffs start on 10/02/18, I’m very hyped up!! Dodgers better not fuck this up!!!! Deuces!!
TRIPLE G needs a new Cut-Man. Real. Had his dome not been leaking, the judges would have given him the win. Dude lit CANELO up, but his grill leaks convinced judges that CANELO was the superior boxer that night. My pick was TRIPLE G (SITH YOU FUCKED UP). I did not realize that Golden Boy Promotions was behind the fight. Boxing fans know what I speak on! Good look to my homeboy JAY HERNANDEZ for his hospitality. Extra shout out to MELISSA ALVAREZ and LITESPEED!
Check me out next week! We’re gonna do some baseball talk. Being that it’s almost October; and The MLB playoffs start on 10/02/18, I’m very hyped up!! Dodgers better not fuck this up!!!! Deuces!!